Noob God

NOT CANON!

some madman named Noob God. He claims that he doesnt know how to use arms or torso. In Fact he doesnt even have arms or torso.

He is the first extraterrestrial creature to come down to the earth. He decided to stay when he ate kebab for the first time. He is one of the 2 owners of the biggest private space company. He knows how to communicate with bananas. He is also known for hating LGBT. He Hates Bunch Of People. And people know that he is alien so they suspect he nuked the earth during nuclear bombings. he now lives on mars along with bunch of other colonists.